Teacher: Why many people go west
while many other go east every day?Student: to make the earth balanced.
Johnson: Why people need to shoe the
horse?Lina: Because the horse cannot shoe
by itself - need people to help.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love
BOY : You love me...
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon?
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"